Bristol Palin Pregnant With 3rd Child

bristol palin 2Bristol Palin, 25 years old, is pregnant with her third child with her third baby daddy. The baby is due in September after being conceived in late December or early January. She gave birth to her second child, Sailor Palin, on December 23rd, 2015.

“I felt it right away,” Bristol Palin told Anchorage local news KALK. “Went to the doctor yesterday and he confirmed I was pregnant again. I didn’t know it was possible to get pregnant again just after a week of giving birth. No one ever told me that could happen.”

Palin, the abstinence advocate and spokeswoman, has had an ironic tale of sexual adventures. Having been paid over $500,000 to promote the sex-free abstinence lifestyle, Palin has not practiced what she has preached. This will be her third child out of wedlock, so perhaps she isn’t the right role model to advocate an abstinence program. Several of her upcoming abstinence speeches have been canceled.

The father of her first child, Levi Johnston, has been in lawsuits against Bristol for visitation rights among other legal complaints. The supposed dad, Dakota Meyer, of her second child, is currently in a lawsuit for alimony payments after believing he is the biological father. Palin is refusing to allow a paternity test.

The likely third and new soon to be father is a local mechanic in Anchorage, Alaska but his name is currently being withheld until all the paternity tests are conducted, so Bristol will know who the father is. “He has a one in six chance, but I’m eighty percent sure it’s him. I’m really hoping it is him but right now I can’t be sure.”

Bristol’s mother, former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, told the Anchorage Times, “She must have gotten pregnant by sitting on a dirty toilet seat again. When will be people learn that toilet seats can spread terrible diseases like aids, herpes, and pregnancy?

“I am personally looking into what toilet was left dirty and where; and who was responsible for the toilet not being cleaned. When I find out, believe me, I’m going to sue the heck out of them for allowing my daughter to get pregnant.”

  • cowboy 2012

    She should just name them all John. She can tell them apart by their last names. She screws like a mink, or a rat. Just drops one and starts humping again.

    • Planet Dearth

      And I’m not mad at her for it. She’s hot. A total dumb shit but hot.

  • mimiUSA

    Sarah, the liberal media did

  • excelsior

    PITIFUL!!…

  • Chirprn

    Unreal and disgusting -she had to be s sex addict -too bad Josh Diggar didn’t marry her they might of found each other ENOUGH, but for ppl who have multi partners smas they do one will never be enough. Sadly the Victums are the babies,being born to dysfunctional ppl who will never be able to protect and care for them. She needs to get fixed… So does Josh-stop bringing more into the world to be victumized. All these custody issues are emotional traumatizing to young children too!

  • sgjsdad

    Folks …. Satira is Latin for satire. As much as I’d love to rag on Bristol Palin, this story is satirical.

    • Southerner01

      Any of them who couldn’t tell that satira means satire are estupido, and will probably wonder what I just called them.

      • Sally

        Worse, they’ll scream “Speak American!” like Sarah did.

  • Aaron Jackson

    she says she didn’t know you could get pregnant within a week of giving birth. This is exactly why sex education classes are so important. Instead of that abstinence BS she was selling.

    • Janice Daprato Smith

      Why would you do anything that close to just having a baby? Did her doctor tell her not to have sex for at least 4 weeks. She is nothing but breeding stock for her mother.

      • John Bush

        Must have had a private room in the hospital.

      • Sally

        Sailor was born in November.

  • Hal Barbour

    This has got be a joke, and I mean in the sense that this is a bogus report. No one and I repeat no one is that stupid!

    • Nick Wride

      No, but she’s close.

  • Catherine Callahan

    Imagine this woman 10 yrs from now, with 12 children out of wedlock, having a Thanksgiving dinner, with all 12 kids sitting with all 12 baby daddies. Family time – that’s what’s important. Family values – that’s what she’ll teach her children. And welfare – that’s how the taxpayers will support her “habit”.

    • Southerner01

      Imagine Catherine Callahan 10 years from now, still relying on satire sites like Satiratribune and The Onion for her news, confused by the fact that people start laughing every time she starts telling them about the latest “news”.

  • KrisMurphyBlountCountyAL

    SATIRE

  • WORST_EVER_43

    Thanks Obama

    • Nettie Brodsky

      What does this have to do with the President of the United States?

      • craiggnt

        Palin blames everything on Obama.

  • RosemaryPeppercorn

    So sad people believe fake news.

    • CherMoe

      Give Bristol another month or two and this “satire” news article will be TRUTH. Watch and see. I’m still waiting for proof on who Trigg belongs to. The whole travel/birth/pregnancy scenario that Sarah publicized didn’t make any sense and no proof was provided that she was ever pregnant and no records to prove that SHE gave birth to Trigg in Alaska after traveling across America to Texas for a speech or whatever. The doctor is “mum” on the subject. Sarah did not provide those medical reports when she was running for V.P. I know people who live in her town who say Sarah DEFINITELY WAS NOT PREGNANT, yet I’ve seen pictures that show BRISTOL to be sporting what appeared to be the “baby bump”. NO ONE Sarah worked with had any clue Sarah was pregnant, which tells us the whole thing was likely a LIE.

  • Kaylyn

    I know this is a joke, but I can’t say I’d be shocked if this was actually true. I’m just waiting for her to legitimately get pregnant by baby daddy number 3.

    • debycox

      . . . or illegitimately.

  • Love

    she had sex one week after giving birth…..what is she a cow…..

  • jaybee48

    Sarah has just announced that Obama sat on that toilet sear before Bristol – so, it’s all his fault. He’s also responsible for PTSD, PMS, STD, ADHD, GOP and RSVP,

    • Michael Abracham

      The best part is #3 will be part African-American. That oughta curl Sarah’s hair!! 😉

  • Cas

    …..people are you SO stupid that you can’t see that this site is satire…..and you vote? God help us!

    • Mary

      I’m glad it was. But life is full of surprises isn’t it?

    • Exsquid

      It is hard to tell the difference between truth and satire when it comes to the Palin’s.

  • Darlene Brabant

    sounds like this unstable young lady wants to be loved but something , anything , as long as she thinks sex is love I guess she will keep popping kids out

  • Mary

    Say it ain’t so. I think it is tubal ligation time. Oh, but that’s her choice I guess. I better never hear a word from that family about unwed mother’s and abstinence.

  • Christopher Johnson

    1 in 6. So you boinked 5 others with-in that short time frame.? Well at least she covered her auto repair bills and didn’t even have to pay the State tax.

    • Chris

      What is wrong with her? She got pregnant a week after her baby was born and there are six possible fathers. Is she a prostitute? Women aren’t supposed to have sex for six weeks after a birth to prevent infection, ripping of stitches, etc. I hope this is a total joke, but it isn’t really funny.

  • Tessa Chocolit T Lewis

    Her womb is open so any man that had sex with her can get her pregnant the same day!

  • debycox

    Before anyone else comments on this, please know that this is a SATIRE site. This is a joke.

    • Nick Wride

      We know, ok?

      • debycox

        Yeah, well, apparently some didn’t. Just didn’t want them thinking Bristol is THAT dumb. haha.

  • John Edward

    I remember no sex for 6 weeks after the birth of my daughter. I can’t imagine a new boyfriend at the birth of the product of the last one. Just how dense is this girl to keep up with the wanton breeding in an age with easily available birth control. Didn’t her mama teach her anything?

    • Southerner01

      It’s a satire article. Didn’t your mama teach you to read the name of the website you are getting your “news” from?

  • lara

    more media bull crap lies..DONT BELIEVE IT..

    • J.J.

      You obviously didn’t both to read some of the comments that noted this is a satirical website. Then again, conservatives are full of parody and satire … the proof: the last GOP presidential debate; the three clowns (Kasich was the adult) and their groupies showed why the world laughs at America!

  • star2brite

    Awful journalism! Why would you publish such garbage? There is not a work of truth in the story, but many will believe it!

  • Keith Cumbie

    In any other culture Bristol would be aptly named an “irresponsible, ignorant, white trash whore”….oh wait she is an irresponsible, white trash whore.

  • wingr47

    A week after giving birth and she says the mechanic has a ONE IN SIX chance of being the dad???? She has already had sex with SIX DIFFERENT MEN IN ONE WEEK? WTF? Does she go to de club and sit there with legs open for anyone with a bohner to use? Abstinence MY ASS!

    • Southerner01

      This is a satire site. Look at the name of the site. Satiratribune.com. It is a joke. People have posted saying that. Some were as much as a month before you posted this. Think first, then post.

  • J.J.

    The Palin family … the comedic gift that keeps giving.

  • craig

    its called satire people. look it up

  • andy1555

    until all the paternity tests are conducted, so Bristol will know who the father is. “He has a one in six chance” So that means she had sex with six guys, can you say SLUT.

  • Luvglacierblue

    This is disgraceful and not even funny. People that live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones and Karma is a bitch and will catch up to you one day…

  • mooslimME

    hot damn…pops a child out on 12/23 and getting stuffed enough to be pregnant again by the end of the year……she makes Miley Cyrus look like Princess Purity!!!!

  • rickilu

    This girl is seriously fuc*ed up. She was supposed to be a spokeswoman for abstinence and she can’t keep her legs together. Her Mom must be so pround.

    • Nick Wride

      Her mom has been pretty slutty herself

  • Nettie Brodsky

    a) The father of her first child, Levi Johnston, has been in lawsuits against Bristol for visitation rights among other legal complaints. –If Johnston is fighting for visitation rights, I think he sounds like he cares for the child, just maybe.
    b) The supposed dad, Dakota Meyer, of her second child, is currently in a lawsuit for alimony payments after believing he is the biological father. Palin is refusing to allow a paternity test. — Don’t blame him for not paying child support since Palin isn’t allowing a paternity test. Shows what a b—h person can be, but she’s not alone, there is more like her out there.
    c) The likely third and new soon to be father is a local mechanic in Anchorage, Alaska, but his name is currently being withheld until all the paternity tests are conducted, so Bristol will know who the father is. “He has a one in six chance, but I’m eighty percent sure it’s him. I’m really hoping it is him but right now I can’t be sure.” –Is she nuts or what!

    Bristol Palin isn’t playing with a full deck. How many men has she slept with before sleeping with the not mentioning the name of the father. 80% sure? That narrows it down. Duh. I also cannot believe she even had sex a week after giving birth. What happened to six weeks?

    I bet she does her mother and father proud….. NOT!

  • Robust_Public_Option

    Gee, Bristol. Did nobody ever tell you that you can get pregnant ANY TIME you have sex?? Go read a 5th grade sex ed book, why don’t you??

  • BlutoDoneIt

    If she doesn’t mind being known as the poster girl for shameless hypocrisy, I say more power to her!

  • chuck

    THIS…………IS………….A……………JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a grip people.

  • Nick Wride

    I know this is satire but I’m willing to bet she craps out another one before she’s 28.

  • Tom

    What a piece of work.

  • Janice Daprato Smith

    OMG! This baby is going to be born way before little Sailor is even 1 yr old. What is wrong with this girl? Somebody needs to let her listen to her own speeches about abstinence. She doesn’t practice what she preaches. I feel no sorrow for this girl(tramp).

  • Leland Whitehouse

    This is totally irresponsible on her part. She should be ashamed of herself. Without a Father the children will suffer.

  • Citizen_Jerry

    Why does this woman seem unwilling or unable to check her libido at the door? This whole family has turned into a reality show.

  • Donna Sherman

    Geeze. Next they’ll tell us the father is her deliverydoctor. Those Palin females are In demand.

  • Anna Deni

    One in six chance?! Good lord, she sure gets around….what a shame….smh

  • NDMA

    These desperate peasant pirate f**ks don’t have the responsibility to dictate the futures of their own children yet they feel entitled to dictate our lives? AHAHAHA YA DUMB SAD SLAVES : KARMA IS COMING, THE WORLD DOES NOT BOW TO AMERICAN DELUSIONS ANYMORE … dumb chumps should have quit while your kind was ahead with the Natives & Africans … but come after us? WATCH YOUR KIND LOSE EVERYTHING 😛

  • Stephen Lynch

    Is it possible for Bristol to get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat? Sure, if Bristol sat down before her baby daddy stood up!

  • searider

    One in six chance only one week after giving birth ? She’s a bit of a “sport” isn’t she ?
    Six different men ? So soon ? Whatta woman !

  • liberalcrusader

    What a lousy whore!!! I think they should all be deported! Sarah Palin is a media whore who is a lousy mother!!

  • Nache7

    This is from The Onion, right?

  • Lamont Williams

    You can get pregnant from a toilet seat but that is a helluva place to take a date.

  • Pat Hohlstein

    Ignorant Ignorant People!!

  • JustaThoughtB4IGo

    Satire – the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
    Come on people! This is humor.

  • rixie

    One in six chances he is father – really and a week after giving birth. Lady u need sex education and need to quit playing around

  • Lisa Blake

    Another little bastard. How proud the conservatives must be.

  • Mike Schulz

    One on Six? that tramp!

  • jeansandjacketrequired

    I hope this is a joke article

  • jeansandjacketrequired

    Ok – its a joke… but WOW the Palins’ are SO mixed up that I can actually believe this is true.

  • Scott Mahaney

    Close your legs whore.

  • Badwsa04

    This is “satire”, people…………disregard.

  • Garnet27

    She didn’t know that having sex while delivering Sailor, might result in pregnancy.

  • DaQuanster

    The 3rd child’s father is believed to be Absalom Stinence of Wasilla, AK.

  • Bess Moore

    Sex a week after giving birth?? Seriously?? She is a pig!! Those poor babies!! Some one get her sterilized!! Yuk!!!

  • Brett A. Wolfe

    Someone needs to sew this bitches cooter up.

    And with the leftover thread, sew up her & her mom’s mouths too. No one needs to hear a single peep out of this fucked up idiot family.

  • Matthew46

    Who has sex one week after giving birth and it seems with several guys? Only mice as far as I know. This gal is a flooze who is living on the bucks she’s gathering from each separate dad. The second one will probably find that he’s not the dad, or she would have allowed the paternity test.