Donald Trump States 10 Reasons Why We Should Go To War With Canada

Fuck you TRUMP simply FUCK YOU !!! you are a fucking JOKE….I may add a LOOSER without a brain, you probably think with your cock half the time. if it wasn’t for us FRENCH CANADIANS, Florida would not be. MR know it all, you are the biggest joke that has ever happened to the USA, if you are elected, my god the Americans will not have my respect anymore. Crawl back under the rock you came from…

Who took care of all the stranded passengers on the planes that was grounded that right canada did actually newfoundland Mr trump you have no idea what you are talking about and it’s time you shut your mouth

Here’s the problem…when a satirical website posts something like this…and you have to wait till half way through to be REALLY be sure if it’s all a joke…or something Trump ACTUALLY said….cause he’s that insane.

Honestly, point #1 and #2, you can’t tell me you don’t see Trump looking into a camera and saying shit like that lol.

Bloody hell. He wouldn’t even get past Ontario and Alberta. We are one of the most favored countries. If you go to war with us then you got another world war because Australia, France, Brazil, Mexico, and parts of Russia

1812

”Something fishy is going on in the northern border” Well shit……. Gotta delete my internet browser history…… Don’t want anyone seeing the stuff I’ve been seeing,

I wonder what Alaskans would say!!!

I found this artical very funny until I read the comments below (from both sides of the border) the real treat is Islam not each other. Canada effed up by voting in that idiot Trudeau (not me) I just hope Republicans win, Trump or Cruz.

Maybe Mr.DUMP.. excuse me.. Trump (NO respect intended), should check the american history. They tried to take over Canada.. the war lasted one day and they ‘ran back’ to the US. *This guy is the BIGGEST horses ass in the whole US of A

Is he even running for president?
Looks to me like he just likes to talk about people he don’t like
Case and point Syrian refugees, Mexicans, and now French Canadians why is he even given airtime and a mic?

The War of 1812 was a military conflict, lasting for two and a half years, fought by the United

States of America against the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, its North American colonies and its Native American allies. Seen by the United States and Canada as a war in its own right, it is frequently seen in Europe as a theatre of the Napoleonic Wars, as it was caused by issues related to that war (especially the Continental System). The war resolved many issues which remained from the American Revolutionary War
but involved no boundary changes. The United States declared war on
June 18, 1812, for several reasons, including trade restrictions brought
about by the British war with France, the impressment of US merchant sailors into the Royal Navy, British support for Native American tribes against European American expansion, outrage over insults to national honor after humiliations on the high seas, and possible US interest in annexing British territory.[4]

The war was fought in three theatres. Firstly, at sea, warships and privateers of each side attacked the other’s merchant ships, while the British blockaded
the Atlantic coast of the United States and mounted large raids in the
later stages of the war. Secondly, land and naval battles were fought on
the US–Canadian frontier, which ran along the Great Lakes, the Saint Lawrence River and the northern end of Lake Champlain. Thirdly, the Southern United States and Gulf Coast, which also saw large-scale battles. At the end of the war, both sides signed and ratified the Treaty of Ghent
and, in accordance with the treaty, returned occupied land, prisoners
of war and captured warships (though neither side returned the other’s
warships due to frequent re-commissioning upon capture) to its pre-war
owner and resumed friendly trade relations without restriction.

With the majority of its land and naval forces tied down in Europe fighting the Napoleonic Wars, the British used a predominately defensive strategy in the Provinces of Upper and Lower Canada, although the first engagement of the war was a failed British offensive on New York. Early victories over poorly-led US armies, such as in the Battle of Queenston Heights,
demonstrated that the conquest of the Canadas would prove more
difficult than anticipated. Despite this, the US was able to inflict
serious defeats on Britain’s Native American allies, ending the prospect
of an Indian confederacy
and an independent Native American state in the Midwest under British
sponsorship. US forces were also able to make several gains and score
victories on the Canadian frontier; taking control of Lake Erie in 1813 and seizing western parts of Upper Canada. However, a large-scale US attempt to capture Montreal was repulsed in November 1813. Despite the major US victory at Chippawa on July 5, 1814, serious US attempts to fully conquer Upper Canada were ultimately abandoned following the bloody Battle of Lundy’s Lane
on July 25, 1814. The US then fell back roughly 30 km (18 mi) from
Lundy’s Lane to Fort Erie, where they were pursued by the same units
they engaged at Lundy’s Lane. The intention of the British was to “drive
them [the Americans] from the Canadian side of the Niagara.” It turned
out to be the final major battle fought on the Canadian side of the Canadian-American border (the last taking place at Malcolm’s Mills), ending in a retreat by both sides – with the British being ordered to move their artillery and troops back to Fort George
near Lundy’s Lane in Niagara Falls “as soon as possible” and the
Americans abandoning the fort and withdrawing over the Niagara.[5][6]

In April 1814, with the defeat of Napoleon, the British adopted a
more aggressive strategy, sending larger invasion armies and tightening
their naval blockade. However, with the end of the Napoleonic Wars in
Europe, both governments were eager for a return to normality and peace
negotiations began in Ghent in August 1814. In the Deep South, General Andrew Jackson destroyed the military strength of the Muscogee (Creek) Nation at the Battle of Horseshoe Bend. In September 1814, the British won the Battle of Hampden, allowing them to occupy eastern Maine, and the British victory at the Battle of Bladensburg in August 1814 allowed them to capture and burn Washington, D.C.. They were repulsed, however, in an attempt to take Baltimore and Fort Bowyer, and during their assault at Fayal. An American victory in September 1814 at the Battle of Plattsburgh repulsed the British invasions of New York,
which, along with pressure from merchants on the British government,
prompted British diplomats to drop their demands at Ghent for an
independent native buffer state and territorial claims that London
previously sought. Given that it took six weeks for ships to cross the
Atlantic, news of the peace treaty did not arrive before the British
suffered a major defeat at New Orleans in January 1815. [7]

In the United States, late victories over invading British armies at
the battles of Plattsburg, Baltimore (inspiring their national anthem, “The Star-Spangled Banner”) and New Orleans produced a sense of euphoria over a “second war of independence” against Britain.[8][9] The war ended on a high note for Americans, winning the final engagements of the war and bringing an “Era of Good Feelings” in which partisan animosity nearly vanished in the face of strengthened American nationalism. The war was also a major turning point in the development of the US military.
The poor performance of several US militia units, particularly during
the 1812–13 invasions of Canada and the 1814 defense of Washington,
convinced the US government of the need to move away from its
Revolutionary-era reliance on militia and focus on creating a more professional regular force. Spain was involved in fighting in Florida but was not an official belligerent; some Spanish forces fought alongside the British during the Occupation of Pensacola. The US took permanent ownership of Spain’s Mobile District.

In Upper and Lower Canada, British and local Canadian militia victories over invading US armies became iconic
and promoted the development of a distinct Canadian identity, which
included strong loyalty to Britain. Today, particularly in Ontario,
memory of the war retains its significance, because the defeat of the
invasions ensured that the Canadas would remain part of the British
Empire, rather than be annexed by the United States. In Canada, numerous
ceremonies took place in 2012 to commemorate the war, offer historical
lessons and celebrate 200 years of peace across the border.[10]
The conflict has not been commemorated on nearly the same level in the
modern-day United States, though it is still taught as an important part
of early American history,[11] and Dolley Madison’s and Andrew Jackson’s respective roles in the war are especially emphasized.[12][13] The war is scarcely remembered in Britain, being heavily overshadowed by the much larger Napoleonic Wars occurring in Europe.

Canada will burn down the white house but this time you won’t get a chance to rebuild .we also bomb the S out of all thinks named Trump .trump will be trumped

NEWS FLASH. They did not come through Canada. Some were in your country and the rest flew in from EUROPE> NO one came through Canada. As for 1812, the US is seriously lacking any correct information about it. Trump is lying through his teeth, just look it up to see how wrong he is. That is if you can handle the truth and not the fear mongering he is getting away with. He will not start a war with Canada, that would put the US against the world, Commonwealth countries will help us. Like Britain, Ireland, Australia and many more. Does the US really want to start a war because it gives Trump an excuse to lie?

I really think Donald Trump has gone insane!!! Has anybody had him tested? There are great doctors in Canada, Mexico, France, Middle east, China…. LMAO!!!!!

We Canadians have beat you Americans Four times already. While we have gun control does not mean we don’t have guns and we know how to shoot them. In the last ten years our special forces have beaten your special forces every time.

Besides the American invasion of Canada in 1775, and continued
fighting throughout the War of 1812, Canada has faced American invasion
on several other occasions.

1. The Dickson Filibuster // 1836

2. The Patriot War // 1837–1838
3. The Fenian Raids // 1866–1871

All of them failed.

That guy is nothing more than a blow fish, all be it a dangerous one, who is pandering to the lowest IQ ,brain dead ,gun slinging red necks and will say anything to get attention. There are so many holes in his little rant including his obvious lack of knowledge of history . Thanks for my morning laugh blowhard.

You crazy Americans, Canadians not only won the war of 1812, they also burned down your first White house and handed it back to you … lol lol and after you stole our Avro Arrow plane you’re not stealing anything again let alone our country or our oil…lol lol unless you want Canadians to burn your White house down a second time??? Hmmmm lol lol lol

also ancestors died because we were invaded over greed for land, but they were driven back across the river.

This is not real you fucking morons.

We should keep our eyes on every nation to keep us safe from jealousy! We need to start manufacturing of goods to be more independent and keep a good eye on other nations that want to take us down as we protect nations people from human rights violations! Keeping the peace for people of communistic dictators. We can start having a government of true free capitalism with the LORDS Blessings! NO Sharia law!GOD SAVE AMERICA!

Does the phrase “Manifest Destiny” ring any bells … ?

In case you forgot , look it up we have kicked your arse once before!!!!!!

Please remember this is all a farce. You people of the United States (I refuse to say Americans as there is more to America than just the US) will probably vote in the Trump/Palin team anyway and then where will you be?

hahha its hilarious having the Americans argue till they are blue in the face that Canada didnt exist as a country, which it actually did as many have pointed out in this topic. All to just cover up the fact they got their asses handed to them in 1812 by Canada. Oh Canada bitches lol

Trump you are a fucking war head stupid mother fucker…. What a disconected humain being you are i mean you want to use other countries to raise and shine ? What you can’t do it by yourself? If you as good and as strong as you say then you’ll find a way to raise that country and really be the strongest cause you did it by yourself…… Mike Page. French canadian who needs me?

I don’t suggest he try and invade Canada. We have a secret weapon, JUSTIN TRUDEAU !!

He’s joking people! Relax ffs!

Dear Mr. Trump: It’s American border guards who are responsible for letting people into the USA, or denying them entry. It’s not Canada’s responsibility. Canadian boarder guards are responsible for who is allowed to enter Canada.

My take on all is the U.S. just formed and the settlers that all travelled far( in which many lost loved ones in the travel ) to make something for their families and their selves! They then faced being thrown in the mix between a war they were not interested in. If you’re pushed around and bullied, natural you either keep submitting or stand ground!! Watch the video.. I will also add that I do believe they went beyond trying to invade Canada, but it absolutely was not against the Canadians for it was still at that time a British colony. And ruled by Britain. Seems to me that both Canada and the US gained respect and most freedom. God bless Canada and the USA!!

http://www.history.com/topics/war-of-1812/videos/americans-and-british-face-off-in-war-of-1812

It’s Minus 30 Celsius here today. Please put me in a POW camp in Florida or Hawaii

Canadians suffer financial losses when Americans go to war. We choose not to survive by Wal-Marts and slurpees. We make better beer. We can turn right on red lights. We believe in regulating hazardous materials, not just making it look like we do. We are kind, and not racist bigots. Just because you ruin your land doesn’t mean you need to find more turf, it means you need to take care of what you have. I am one step away from contacting parliament because of the hazards America imposes to Canada. I will be damned if we lose our identity to Yankees. Every time we call in American consultants we suffer in the long term. The American models are completely unsustainable. The US crime rates are off the charts and watching the US today is like watching the movie Idiocracy. Canada is already invaded and taken over thanks to the stupid conservative administration. Going to war with us would literally be like going to war with your better half, literally. How stupid can you be? I mean really. You had better learn to back off, because the rest of the world shames America. The entire planet is one step away from putting you in your place, and there is now a new reserve currency. Honestly, the US is viewed as terrorists world wide, and nobody wants to visit. Every single country speaks highly of Canadian tourists, and negatively of American. I have met some super amazing Americans, but the group mentality is generally pretty abysmal. American vulture funds and foreign policy can’t be fixed with a new face and will never be forgotten. Given the multicultural status of Canada, if you wage war with us, you are not only waging on yourselves, you are waging war on the rest of the world. We are pretty good at staying out of other people’s business because we don’t need the drama. I have spoken with many Americans that are straight up embarassed of their heritage. Maybe, just maybe if you’re so concerned about people attacking you all the time, you should stop pissing people off. You get more bees with honey than you do with vinegar. You have no idea how embarassing it is to be your neighbors. Even Israel seems to mock the US regarding the middle East, and it seems rightfully so. Why they help Israel so much after the USS Liberty I don’t know (possible valkyrie). If you want to come here and enjoy some poutine and smell some freedom you are more than welcome to. Heaven knows you are notorious for junk food. Just go home when you’re done and stop buying out our businesses to shut them down and open your own. We should cut off your fresh water, and laugh while your country goes bankrupt. Laughing stock of the planet, attacking Canada. Bring us some more honey boo boo. That is a whole new level of stupid.

I have been across Canada and back. I have brought up the possibilities of war on Canada and the military may one aspect of war. The general Society as a whole only see the Canadian image as being overly polite. Yes we are nice as people but the other side to that coin is a very different matter that should be considered. Anyone who decides that it would be “OK” to invade is deeply mistaken. Not only would any invader be faced with the military but piss off a Canadian and their livelihood, they better be prepared for the angry Canadian. We are ruthless and we will band together and destroy any attacker if need be. Also having the moose, beavers and bears on our side is a little help. 😉

Lol try it!!! You’ll all see how fast the world is sick of this American pipe dream,,,,,, Russia would join in along with China and most of the world, and it would mark the end of the American empire…..I just hope the nukes aren’t dropped too close to this beautiful country of ours…… Either way the end of America is within eye sight, and what a beautiful sight it is

Really? Trump must be crazy.

he never said that ffs

go to war with canada haha, whoever belives that , there is is no hope for you

LOL, he could crush our Communist leaders and rescue common sense here to!!

what a fucking dumbass, the saddest part is he has followers. I’m no fortune teller, but its clear if he’s elected USA is screwed! He’s not the next president, he’s the next Hitler! But hey whos cares how many innocent people get killed because of you,
as long as you can hide behind the secret service, right?

What the hell are beaver pellets?

Is that guy for real……

He really is the stupidest man in politics right now, and we all know that is a monumental accomplishment if you’re a complete jackass. Yes Drumpf. Any aggression towards us would give every last country the US pisses off the chance at a proxy war on YOUR turf. They’d utilize our geography the same way we did when we mopped the floor with the US. Except they’d annihilate the US population and take it for themselves, it’s be half China, half Russia. So bring it on moron.