Walmart’s campaign ‘Greenlight A Vet’ asks people to turn their porch lights green in support of veterans for Veterans Day. However, the campaign backfired when the green lights began triggering Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) in some veterans.
The multi-platinum British band Coldplay has announced that its upcoming album will be its last. When asked for comment at Duffy’s bar, attorney Paul Underwood said,” I just don’t get it. I mean, they are good enough I suppose if you have very low musical expectations, but for some reason all of the women I have dated just love the band, especially Chris Martin.
In response to the pictures released by Deadspin showing the bruises and scars from a domestic violence case involving Dallas Cowboys Greg Hardy and his Caucasian girlfriend Nicole Holder, Hardy told the Dallas Star, “I’m only dating black girls from now on so the bruises don’t show as much. It seems obvious now, the white skin makes the bruises pop out. The dark skin helps hide them. You get me?”
While speaking to a group of middle schoolers in New Hampshire, Republican candidate Ben Carson declared, “Masturbating will make you blind.”
Afghanistan – A 21-year-old Afghan woman was stoned to death for posting a ‘provocative’ picture on Instagram. Afia Hafeez posted a picture showing her neck, arms up to her shoulders, and shorts to her knees. Her village of Akhzarat sentenced her to death and the execution by stoning was carried out by the village.
“I’d like to congratulate the entire state of Kansas on their World Series Championship,” Palin told ESPN. The half-term Alaska Governor said later she thought Kansas City was in Kansas when it’s actually in Missouri.
In revelations made to CNBC, former Secretary of State and Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton admitted, “I couldn’t point to Benghazi on a map. I get on the plane, they fly me somewhere, and I get off the plane.
Just a week after writer / comedian Larry David played Democratic hopeful Bernie Sanders on Saturday Night Live (SNL), Sanders wore a perfect Larry David costume while campaigning in Iowa Halloween night.
Entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk is developing a real life ‘Stargate.’ A Stargate, made famous by the science fiction feature film and long-running TV series, would allow people and objects to travel through a wormhole to different planets. The circular ring dematerializes matter when entering, travel through the wormhole, and re-materializes when exiting the other side.
Under the name Virtue de Intelegentte, Republican Presidential hopeful Ben Carson operated a psychic telephone hotline during high school and for $3.99 per minute, Carson would tell you your fortune.
In a suburb of Houston, a high school girl was suspended for 5 days following wearing a traditional nurse costume with the stitching of the words Planned Parenthood on the arm patch.
The ‘Green Man Juice’ pill, meant to turn men’s semen green for Halloween, was taken off store shelves after a strange side effect occurred in a significant amount of its consumers. The joke Halloween pill turned some users penis green in addition to the semen, which was a cause for concern.
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, under username EaglesSuck17, ranks in the top 50 of money makers playing New York based online sports betting website FanDuel.
Boulder, CO – Tonights Republican debate left the crowd angry with a poor WiFi connection.
In President Obama’s new proposed gun control policy, gun owners will be limited to only 100 guns per person in what as being called the ‘Keeping it 100’ strategy. There is currently no set limit on the number of firearms an American can own. They try to keep them out of the mentaly deranged but it’s difficult.
Republican hopeful Donald Trump was furious Tuesday night when he sat down in his campaign bus to watch Sunday’s new episode of the Walking Dead when two staffers casually gave away a spoiler.
Rapper Kanye West has been silent since announcing his presidential bid for 2020 at the Video Music Awards. Today he announced he is prepared to spend $175 million on his future campaign.
Internet trolls lashed out last week about the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer claiming it was anti-white. After studying the trailer for a week, the Alabama governing body agreed the film is racist towards whites and that Alabama, “will not tolerate racism.”
This week’s episode of The Walking Dead had fans reeling from the devastating loss of core character, Glenn. Among these fans was GOP contender Donald Trump who finally got time to off from his campaign to watch the show Monday night, avoid spoilers and firing two staffers because of it.
Several weeks after GOP presidential candidate Ben Carson told a crowd of supporters that the Holocaust wouldn’t have happened if the Jews were armed with guns to defend themselves against the Nazis, in Iowa Carson said in an interview, “Jesus wouldn’t have been crucified if he had a gun.”
