Trump: “I’m not a Chicken, I’m a huge Cock”

bernie and trumpAfter Donald Trump had backed down from debating Bernie Sanders and ‘Chicken Trump’ went viral on the internet, Trump assured voters he’s no chicken. “I’m a huge cock!”

“I’d make chicken fries of crazy Bernie,” said Trump. “I’m the king cock. No one is a better cock than me.”

The notorious thin skinned real estate mogul couldn’t leave the “chicken” comment alone and was compelled to ridicule the insult. Unlike every politician before him, Trump is not afraid to insult back with profanity.

A correspondent for NBC News said, “He’s more of comedian that happens to be running for president. Many of his speeches are improv comedy combined with elementary school insults. That’s how he continues to lure people for their vote.

“It’s unbelievable but true. He is a huge cock, so he’s not really lying. And the response quickly made fun of the fact that he is too chicken to debate Sanders and it’s fine with his supporters as he moves on with his campaign.”

Trump has no qualms about flip-flopping. Usually, a big no-no in politics but his fans continue to support his tactic of constant lying and being a cock.