Lost notes were found from the deceased comedian George Carlin predicting Americans would vote for Donald Trump as President of the United States. In a desk drawer were notes written a month before his death in 2008. They contained observations about many topics but also thoughts and jokes towards the current leading Republican presidential candidate.
Here are some of the rough notes found:
“As soon as I saw him have his own TV show (The Apprentice), and he had a simple fucking catchphrase, ‘You’re Fired,’ I knew Americans were going to kneel down one by one and blow him.”
“There are a lot of dumb fucks in this country. We already know this. And the dumb fucks know some even dumber fucks.”
“He’ll get every redneck hillbilly to vote for him simply by pandering to lowest common denominator. Nothing says American like the lowest common denominator. That’s what brings all us morons together.”
“He’ll use every Hitler tactic and white racists will eat that shit up faster than a bucket of KFC chicken.”
“He’ll say whatever is needed. It’s obviously not difficult to trick the average dumbfuck American. But Trump will say and suck whoever he needs to become president and I bet it won’t be too hard for him. It will be him versus some religious nut or maybe another Bush family member.”
“Trump will be the cocksucker who will be anti-PC and people will eat it up. He’ll tap into America’s hate for people not like them like Wall Street tapping into your life savings for a weekend in Vegas.”
“So let’s say he wins the Republican nomination at some point, who’s he going to face? Another Clinton? It won’t be another black president for a few cycles; the Republicans will make sure fewer minorities can vote ever again, that is their top focus. All I know is if the Democratic nominee is boring and can’t turn out the youth vote, the hate from Trump fans will show up in droves to vote.”
“Americans love to be tricked. A Ponzi scheme? Sign me up. Lose 100 pounds in 5 minutes? Sign me up. Bang 50 hot models? Just swipe right. A Nigerian Prince needs your help? Give him your bank account information. Penis too small? And this one really affects Trump fans, then here, take some more pills.”
“Just remember, voting doesn’t matter. You are voting for the same schmuck. The only difference going into the future is will the schmuck have a penis or pussy, black or white,
The work was left unfinished but proves Carlin was truly the Nostradamus of our day.
