CNN Officially Stops All Bernie Sanders’ Campaign Coverage

CNN Building Hollywood, CA
CNN Building Hollywood, CA

The cable news network CNN has officially announced they will no longer cover any Bernie Sanders events or hold discussions on the Democratic Presidential hopeful.

CNN President Jeff Zucker stated, “There are only so many hours in a day and we have plenty of other news to cover. At this point in the Democratic Presidential race, we don’t see a reason to continue coverage on Mr. Sanders.

“We don’t want to waste airtime when we have so much other great content to show our audience and to please our advertisers. Reruns of Anthony Bourdain score better ratings and that’s the reality of the television business. We will increase the coverage of Clinton.

“If Clinton didn’t already have this race locked up it would be a different story, but that’s not the case. So, it was an easy decision to stop covering any and all Bernie Sanders news. We look forward to Clinton versus Trump or Cruz in the general election.”

CNN has already been criticized by many Sanders’ supporters for the lack of coverage up until this point and it even led to a protest outside the CNN building in Los Angeles on Sunset Blvd this past Sunday. CNN chose to completely ignore the protest as was their order.

A Sanders staffer called the decision by CNN to stop all coverage on the Vermont Senator “An abortion against democracy” and “CNN better get ready to feel the Bern.”

In a recent study, Donald Trump leads all media coverage by a substantial margin. Some estimate his coverage at a free $300 million worth. Hillary Clinton comes in second with Ted Cruz in a close third.

Zucker refuted the claim they favored Clinton by saying, “Listen, we gave him several debates and town halls. What more do you want? We pride ourselves in giving what our viewers want and they want to hear about Donald Trump. That’s the truth; ratings don’t lie. This is just like when people thought I screwed over Conan O’Brien with Jay Leno when I worked at NBC. We all know Jimmy Fallon eventually taking the late night spot was the right move and I’m right on this decision too.

“And I must mention that we did cover Sanders more than Fox News. So, just let it go and move on with your lives. Also, tune in every Sunday for our hit documentary series Road To The White House, narrated by Kevin Spacey.”

  • Mike Riddell

    time to stop tuning into CNN

    • Shaun Stark

      Probably true… but not because of some satirical article =p

  • tariq

    Is this even a real story?

    • Shaun Stark

      The name of the site makes it pretty obvious that this is a satirical article.
      Pro tip: if you’re unsure, read the suggested stories around the article – they’ll usually make it abundantly clear that an article is satire.

  • Wayne Breivogel

    It’s satire you goofballs!

  • Maria

    this is your respond, HONESTLY????

    • Shaun Stark

      Read my above comment – it’s satire

  • Sher Grotts

    I officially will NEVER turn on CNN ever again. I’m done.

  • Christopher Owens

    Haha this is a great article too bad it is a satire, because at least they would be telling the truth

  • Peggy James

    If this is the case, CNN needs to stop immediately with all their negative untrue twisted information about Senator Bernie Sanders. Seems to many of us this should be illegal. Bernie Sanders is an honest and authentic leader. It will be sad to know that Bernie supporters will stop buying products advertised by this undemocratic CNN media.

  • James Briggs

    They didn’t refute anything they rebuted it. As usual CNN lies. There is not free press in the US all the outlest are owned by six people. They should be shot, all their holging should be nationalized and then the networks should be sold to the peple who work there.

    • JudeM47

      You are on a satire site. No actual news here. You are wasting your time.

      • James Briggs

        The word refute bothers me.

  • klang100

    You DID NOT JUST MAKE THIS DECISION. YOU HAVE HAD A BLACK OUT ON BERNIE FROM THE BEGINNING. Good bye,.

  • Chaz

    So Bernie goes from 3 minutes per day to zero? Good thing I get my news on the web. On the other hand Fuq CNN.

  • Claire Moore-Pearson

    SANDERS is a liar. He won’t put out his tax return for this year because he is getting money from the fossil fuel industry.

    • JudeM47

      Please share your source and information.

  • Claire Moore-Pearson

    He also has no clue about what he would do on any issue. He just keeps repeating the same Rhetoric. He also supports NRA. He is not a Democratic. He is an Independent. He is only on the Democratic ticket because he couldn’t run as an Independent. His issue on gun control is ridiculous. Hillary blew him away in the last debate. She knows about how to keep us safe, women’s issues, ect..

  • Claire Moore-Pearson

    I hope CNN doesn’t air any more Sanders. We need to get on with the important issues of taking down the Republican party. Sanders wants to do the same thing the Republicans are trig to pull. A contested election. That is BS.

    • JudeM47

      This is a satire site. No real news here.

  • Greg Reed

    Sanders isn’t a democrat, he’s a carpetbagging socialist.

    • Basalat Raja

      And so is half of the Democrat party, about 10-15% of Republicans and about 1/2 of independent voters. He’s even more popular now with registered Democrat votes than Mrs Clinton, although by a tiny margin of about 1%.
      You few are the only non-carpetbaggers around.

      • Greg Reed

        Wow…clearly you are out of touch with reality and truth. NOt to worry…Obamacare will cover your pre-existing conditions.

        Pssst….Hillary has 2.5 million more votes than the lying fraud Marxist Sanders….do try to keep up and take your carpetbagging ways over to your beloved Russia where the Marxist Sanders spent his honeymoon while he was writing that women want to be raped by 3 men at once.

        Really…what a feckless Marxist maggot you are.

  • Anna Schmidt

    Poor berniebot they will have to spend their time studying or actually getting a job!

  • freeaw

    does this mean they are no longer going to cover Kasich and Cruz, cause it looks like The Donald has the nomination locked up?