“Two words; alpha male, great, killer, destroyer,” said Schrute. “That is Trump. And warlord.”
Dwight Schrute, a man who became famous during a 9-year documentary called The Office, has officially endorsed Donald Trump for President of the United States.
“We need a strong leader right now,” said Schrute. “As I saw in The Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice, Donald J. Trump is that strong leader. I know one when I see one. He is the leader of leaders. A very impressive specimen.”
“He reminds me of my childhood heroes; Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin. All great leaders. We now need a great leader for this century who is not afraid to take on the world to do what’s right.”
The Schrute family has been landowners in Pennsylvania for over 150 years. “As the owner of a 30-acre beet farm and bed and breakfast, I appreciate a man who owns property. Trump owns building across the world.”
“Like Trump, I am also cursed with small hands. In the Schrute family, we have a saying, ‘Those with small hands, grow the best beets.’ Trump would grow the best beets if he wanted to.”
“Vote Trump or the vampire zombies will rule the world. It’s an easy choice.”
