Scientists around the world concluded that a Heaven resides beyond the X-107 Black Hole in the Andromeda Galaxy.
“We know where our souls go now, I guess,” said a disappointed scientist from Stanford University. “It’s a sad for science, but the facts are the facts.”
Many religious experts had been proposing this black hole theory for decades but were unable to prove it besides God telling them. Now with universal scientific evidence, the religious writers have been hard at work with new scripture.
A fund as begun to raise money to send a spaceship to the black hole to communicate with the people in Heaven and perhaps even God himself.
Scientists warn that even if the ship could reach the black hole, it may not be possible to travel through the black hole without being ripped apart by the massive gravitational force. Religious experts balk at the notion and say “We’ll, if the passengers die, the souls will have less ground to travel to reach heaven. It’s a win-win for religion today.”
