Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton has agreed to release the measurements of her ‘dick’ in reaction to the GOP’s size of hands and penis discussion during a nationally televised debate.
“I know nobody asked me too, but I’m going to anyway,” said Clinton. “Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean I don’t have a big dick.”
Media outlets insist they aren’t interested and don’t know who would have pressured her into releasing this information. However, Glenn Beck is very interested in seeing Hillary Clinton’s dick. “I think she owes it to America,” said Beck. “If she now has a penis we have a right to know what it looks like and how big it is.”
“They have a lot of medical procedures now that men can have done to enlarge it. The basic enlargement using a silicone and rubber composite, the Chinese bamboo method, and an experimental procedure using stem cells.
“I’ve been doing countless hours researching it, going to doctors to ask them about the procedures, and looking at the before and after pictures.
“It was an extremely fun time. Now I wait to see Hillary’s dick or will she cover it up ?”
