Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton finally admitted why she took $600,000 from Wall Street in speaking fees: to cover her plastic surgery costs.
At the Plastic Surgery Center of Beverly Hills, Clinton has had multiple procedures done by world renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Jerry Whatley. Records show Clinton had a face lift, chin tuck, eye rounding, premium grade botox injections, isolated collagen injections, ear nip, nose skim, and forehead lowering. Several undisclosed elective body procedures were done too.
“It becomes addicting,” said Clinton. “The pain medication after is great too. Our pharmaceutical industry can sure make a great synthetic opioid. I was up to Rush Limbaugh-doses one of the doctors told me, just joking. Pain medication is an epidemic in America and particularly in New Hampshire. As President, I will do everything in my power to treat this addiction and make sure everyone can afford reasonably priced rehabilitation.”
The price of high-end plastic surgery can be costly. “Those surgeons aren’t cheap,” said Clinton. “They are elective surgeries, so they can charge what they want, and in Los Angeles, demand exceeds supply, so the cost is even higher.”
The long list of procedures cost an estimated $1.6 million over a three-year period. That is a mid-range price for many celebrities and on the lower end of the spectrum for older stars I n show business, where looks are tremendously important. The notion of cosmetic enhancement has seeped into politics since John F. Kennedy in the 1960s and will only be more important in the future.
Clinton is 68 years old. “You think a woman my age looks like this naturally?
“And I’m a woman in politics. You have to look the best you possibly can and high definition cameras haven’t helped. Men can slide a little bit. I mean, have you seen Bernie Sanders? He’s not the best-looking guy. Rubio would crush him in a general election just on looks, and we know a certain percent of Americans will vote on looks alone.
“To be frank about it, Sanders looks will scare most people outside of New York City, Los Angeles, and I presume Vermont. The only people afraid of me is the Republican establishment.”
Clinton also noted that “Bill has had twice as much work done.”
