Sarah Palin Changes Endorsement To Ted Cruz

Sarah Palin Endorses Ted Cruz
Sarah Palin Endorses Ted Cruz

A week after Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump for president, the former Alaskan Governor is now endorsing Iowa Caucus winner, Ted Cruz.

Palin told the Alaskan Times, “After deep meditation while hunting me some moose, I decided Ted Cruz is the real man for the job. It’s hard for me to admit, since I’ve only been wrong once or twice in my life, but I have to do the right thing and put my support behind Ted.

“While he might be using tactics, I’m a dirty gal and know what it takes to win. I’m prouder than a duck dating a mongoose to support Ted Cruz.”

We’ll see who wins New Hampshire, though, since “there are a lot of primaries and caucuses left, and I want to pick the winner, so my endorsement will go how the political winds go. I could end up endorsing myself by the time this process is done.”

Trump called Palin an ‘Indian Giver’ after she changed her endorsement and gave it to rival Ted Cruz.

“Is her endorsement even worth anything?” Trump asked supporters at a New Hampshire rally. “First she doomed McCain; then she doomed me in Iowa. I think I’ll stay as far away from that nut job as possible and let Ted deal with the Palin curse. Let me tell you the truth, I didn’t know what the hell she was talking about most of the time. I don’t understand her appeal.”

  • Obozo

    Obviously, Trump doesn’t think people can change their minds. Wait a minute. He used to be a liberal and now he is a proclaimed conservative. I guess it’s ok for him to re-think his position but not for others. They have a word for that. HYPOCRITE.

    • Kihyun Lee

      THIS IS FUCKING FAKE HOLY SHIT..

      • Obozo

        You’ve obviously haven’t been listening to him speak for the last TWENTY YEARS!

  • Tim Arvizu

    I would never even entertain the notion of wishing good fortune for the likes of Donald Trump. However, he just had the best possible gift handed to him by virtue of this walking curse voluntarily abandoning him. Support by this classless lipstick on an piggish walking whoopee cushion would have only served to hasten the arrival of the day in which his candidacy will ultimately come to an end. Keeping all that in mind, I’m quite thrilled by her choosing Ted Cruz as the deserving recipient of her inevitable kiss of death.

    • Kihyun Lee

      THIS IS FUCKING FAKE HOLY SHIT.

      • Tim Arvizu

        Be patient, Kihyun Lee. Anything that may start out fake in these poltical times, where these right wing wack jobs are making the rules, will most likely soon become reality, if it hasn’t already.

  • Kihyun Lee

    THIS IS FUCKING FAKE HOLY SHIT

    • Tim Arvizu

      Be patient, Kihyun Lee. Anything fake in these political times will soon become reality if it hasn’t already.

    • Tonya

      Shhhhhh. Don’t tell them. I’m enjoying the show. LOL

    • TXHeat

      It’s called “Satire” Its a joke. Lighten up.

    • Johnny Wilson

      You’re like the Sherlock Holmes of our generation. Let some people have some fun.

  • jaybee48

    Breaking news: Palin will now be shifting her short-lived endorsement of Cruz to Marco Rubio. This follows impassioned pleas from Ted Cruz:who, having seen her endorsement’s profound negative impact on Trump’s campaign, wants her to do the same to Rubio’s. Should this work and Cruz become the candidate, the plan is that she will then endorse whomever is the Democrat front;runner an put paid to their chances. Cruz will then appoint Palin as his special advisor: she will then, in quick succession, proclaim that global warming is caused by human activity, call for open borders, advocate that Spanish become the official US language, state that Earth is 4.543 billion years old and convert to Islam. This will turn everyone, including Democrats, against these positions and enable Cruz to govern, unhindered, a fundamentalist paradise. Tina Fey will come into the Cabinet and impersonate the original Palin as Secretary of State.
    Clever, huh?

    • Debra Carey

      Cute, sincerely cute

  • mrmoto

    Finally we have a need organization on the left to match the truthiness of the right. Now we can embrace know-nothingness too! I wonder if they will start complaining about factual reporting now? Karma

  • Joshua Isaac Guttman

    Not believable. The sentence structure is to complex and correct. 🙂

    • JannyMae

      That would be “too” complex….

      You’re dissing a best selling author? Too freaking funny!

      • mmazzi

        She’s a dolt. Period.

  • Jim Keating

    Oh God, I can’t stop laughing. Sarah – ever thought of doing stand-up?

  • Danny Ocean

    Haha Teddy bear Cruz is pulling another one of his trix again. Green eggs & sham

    • diana harrell

      You sound like a liberal demoncrat, so I guess you are a Frump follower.

      • Alex Grayson

        You!

    • Lisa Blake

      Its Rafael, not Ted.

  • Michelle F. Becker

    Very nice!

  • James Hendershot

    Beware, this is a false report

    • jyearsley

      Uhhh, no James. It is actually called SATIRE!

  • LaconicLynnie

    So she’s a dirty gal…. for the first time I agree with her.

  • Navigator7

    Brilliant!
    Now lets get to work mopping and sponging up the brains of those who are humor challenged.

    • Johnny Wilson

      Haha. There aren’t enough sponges in China.

  • pjm19606

    And we’re surprised? This is Palin being Palin!

  • blueskunk12

    So now she’s hunting moose (meece?) with Ted Cruz? I wonder how many baby kangaroos they’ll catch.

  • ALMC612

    Did anyone notice that this is a SATIRE website? I liked the article and wished it had been true. 🙂

  • toomuchguvmint

    Sarah has a bad bad case of rino disease.

  • gwats1957

    Great Satire……..

  • TedKidd

    Funny stuff. Wouldn’t it be hilarious…

  • HBa.

    I have only been wrong once in my life. That was when I thought I was wrong.

  • Rick Nash

    latest news Sarah wants to support women politicians fed up with men so its Clinton now

  • wodiej

    This is a DAMN lie and satire or not, it’s irresponsible to print this garbage.

  • Bigg D Johnson

    So is this the end of Palin? Or did she end and I missed it? No credibility left.

  • AMANDA

    people you are actually believing this crap. Sarah did not endorse Cruz ! she is actively helping Trump. go look at her actual pages ….geezz

  • hears_the_rest_of_the_story

    She probably wishes she had but this is not true…She still has her head up Trumps butt and as far as we Ted Cruz supporters go she can keep there…We don’t need her.

  • “MR. CRUZ GOES TO WASHINGTON”

    PASSIONATE. FEARLESS. CONSISTENT CONSERVATIVE. CONSTITUTIONAL WARRIOR. FAITHFUL SERVANT OF THE PEOPLE.

    [Crews goes Nuclear on Senate Floor]
    http://www.c-span.org/video/?c4545846/ted-cruz-goes-nuclear-mitch-mcconnell

  • Lisa Blake

    What a joke, she is. She’s been worng many times. Here are a few.
    1. She forgot to teach her slutty daughter to roll down a condom, twice.
    2. She did teach her boy to be a real man
    3. She didn’t teach one of her youngest not to be drunk and break into homes.
    She doesn’t have a good record.

  • Louie Logerot

    All you people su ck !!

  • mmazzi

    Palin is an idiot and should not be allowed to run for anything! Woman can’t even speak proper English. Grammar is a dirty word for her “fruit salad” comments. What a freaking dolt.