Donald Trump Paid Sarah Palin $10 Million For Endorsement

Palin and TrumpWith millions of dollars saved by free media coverage, it allows Donald Trump to spend money differently than a traditional politician. He recently paid Sarah Palin $10 million for her endorsement to help gain Evangelical support.

The strategy behind the deal was to help court the Evangelical vote away from Ted Cruz in Iowa. Strategist Dale Roberts told the Des Moines Register, “This was a smart move, cheaper than buying TV ads, and most likely more effective. When going after the uneducated, you always bring in one of their own, someone they can relate to.”  

There might be legal issues with the payoff, but it’s the only way Trump knows how to operate. From acquiring building construction permits to marriage divorces, payoffs have been Trumps ‘go to’ strategy, and he sees no reason to change for politics.

Trump’s former business partner Robert Cohen told The Wall Street Journal, “Classic Trump. Money is King in his world. That’s the art of his deal. Better get used to it America. That, and suing everyone for anything. 

“If money didn’t work, Trump would have sued Palin into giving him her support. That’s daily business for him.”

The $10 Million Lady

With the $10 million, Palin is building a ‘hunters paradise’ in Alaska where you can hunt anything over a fenced in 5,000 acres. Called Palin’s Family Shoot and Eat Coral, it is set to open early 2017. Plans are currently being drawn up to build a hotel, skinning center, restaurant, and daycare school. Contractors are also bidding on the fencing construction which can be costly in the wilderness of Alaska.

For $25,000 a year, a member can hunt up to 100 days a year. The membership fees will go to help buy exotic and native animals for the hunting ground, so you are always guaranteed to shoot something, that’s the Palin guarantee.

With two other minority investors in the hunting ground, they expect to generate $7 million in the first year of operation and $10 million in the second year. Palin should see a great return on her investment. With more revenue generated, phase two will expand on how you can hunt and what you can hunt. A helicopter hunting ride is being planned as well as their own breeding barn to increase the number of rare animals available to be shot.

It’s an ambitious plan, but no one can say Sarah Palin is not an ambitious person.

Overall, $10 million seems a bit high for a few rambling speeches by Palin to give Trump a few extra points in Iowa, but at least, we know the money will go to good use for hunters everywhere.

Note: Palin’s speeches make my grammar, spelling, and awkward sentence structure look genius!

  • Will

    I would ask John McCain how a Pailin backing worked for him.

    • carolhaka

      You are an idiot. She put him in first place until McCain stopped his campaign.

      • Will

        “ There
        even persists in some quarters (including elements of mainstream media)
        the fantasy that Palin actually boosted McCain and drew support from
        women voters, when the facts (and the polls) always ran in the opposite
        direction.” Full piece here: http://www.thenation.com/article/game-change-real-time-how-sarah-palin-sank-mccain/

        But sure, you go on thinking that Pailin is great, see how that works out for ya. I mean, here trump endorsements seem to be going well. How’d Iowa go again?

      • Russ

        Hahahaha! Another sarah lover! go get that GED!

  • Flew Manchew

    Pfft. He way overpaid I feel. Although, prolly worth every penny. Haha suuuckers! And stuff like this is legitimate? Politics makes me wanna puke my guts out. F-ing whores. It makes good people stupid and bad people worse. We need to end the presidency once and for all. Elect deez nuttz.

    • DeeDEEthree

      IDIOT,
      look at bottom of page it says.

      ABOUT USSatirical News For Satirical Folk

      • STQ

        That DOES not MAKE ONE AN IDIOT!!!! Knock it off. If a person did not see the site name one could believe it could be true.

        • Sunshine43

          Oh puhleeze! This is what’s wrong with our nation….waaaay too many knuckleheads!

          • Anne Zadonia

            and they are all running in the republican primaries.

        • Diane Sheehan

          Poe’s law

  • prevalain

    I thought she was going to run on his ticket as potential Vice-President! Her speech was a moment of sheer eloquence: I thought she was sloshed. America is in for hard times if this guy and people like Palin get through!

  • Mireille D.

    Ap-Pal-l-in-g!
    Those two certainly “relate” to each other!

    • Sunshine43

      Mireille, you are yet another doofus!

      • Mireille D.

        It takes one to know one …

  • Wil Smith

    He paid $10 million to a cheap whore, a $5 whore. what is he going to pay to be president?

    • DeeDEEthree

      Dimwit,it’s satire.

      Look at bottom of page

      ABOUT USSatirical News For Satirical Folk

      • John

        of course it’s satire…lol….who could possibly believe that Trump would even THINK about parting with $10, let alone 10 million?….P.T. Barnum must’ve been thinking of some of these responders…lol

    • Mark Bailey

      A fake story and a guy with such an ugly tie calls other whores

    • Skeen

      There isn’t any truth to what you’re making such a hateful response to, why would you call her a whore, is there any proof to your name calling? That’s just horrible, just because you don’t care for some one.

    • M2000

      Will believe anything if it’s directed toward the right person…moron.

  • gme11

    Maybe it was that high because he paying by the word.

  • jeancoutu

    Geez, for that kind of money it should’ve at least included she wear a wet T shirt while giving the speech. Then I may have put in ear plugs and watched,lol

    • DeeDEEthree

      Bottom of page.

      ABOUT USSatirical News For Satirical Folk

  • Mundo Lopez

    I doubt this has any truth in it…but knowing and seeing how Dump operates, it would be no surprise to me…plus the fact what made Trump think this was such a big deal? I mean getting endorse by a nobody…. she is a nobody, a failed want to be politician, she wasn’t even good at that… I bet Trump regrets it now.. after that big lie of hers, PTSD… Ha…son never even went to war….smh

    • Catherine Callahan

      You mean her son did NOT serve in Afghanistan? Are you sure? I thought that’s why she was blaming the President because her son was involved in domestic violence with his girl friend while carrying a gun? I thought her son was still married? Oops – he must have missed the “family values” session while he was growing up.

      • flora68

        Her son was in Iraq, not Afghanistan, but never actually saw combat ANYWHERE (except at home in Alaska, in drunken brawls with his family and neighbors), which kinda torpedoes her recent claim that he only got in trouble with the police because he has PTSD.

        ANYWAY, when he was in the service, which was his only option after he got busted for a vandalism spree that included cutting the brakes on a school bus, he was basically a chauffeur for the brass.

    • DeeDEEthree

      Bottom of page says.

      ABOUT USSatirical News For Satirical Folk

    • Mark Bailey

      look at the name of the site SATIRE, its fake

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  • Catherine Callahan

    So $10 million is the going price for a Palin? Bet her daughter Bristol goes a lot cheaper.

    • DeeDEEthree

      Dimwit,it’s satire.

      ABOUT USSatirical News For Satirical Folk

    • Robb55

      Your parents didn’t happen to take a trip down to Brazil just before you were born, did they?

    • disqus_LLbiHQlYvI

      OMG… Their going to continue to take down the Trump — cause they know he’s gonna expose ALL the corruption going on in Washington…. gees such crap…. TRUMP 2016

  • Libby Stack

    Hope you guys know this is a SATIRE SITE and not real news. Please go to the home page and look before you make fools of yourselves via your comments.

    • LoboVeritas

      yes we know, but doesnt mean we cant have fun with it.

  • John Cron

    What’s the word I am looking for. …ah.ah..l know. ….genuinely genus! !!!! Trump for president! !!!

    • Robb55

      Sorry, I support the criminal!

  • DeeDEEthree

    I see all the dimwit’s and Moron’s fell for satire

    Check the bottom of the page,you Stupid Dimwit Morons.

    ABOUT USSatirical News For Satirical Folk

    • Sue McMahon

      Just so you know, you do not use an apostrophe “s” to pluralize a word. Neither do you capitalize a noun unless it is a proper noun. Rather than writing dimwit’s, you should have written dimwits. And rather than Moron’s, you should have written morons. Also, you failed to use proper punctuation. I’ll leave that up to you to figure out, though. Perhaps you should learn a thing or two before you start calling others dimwits and morons.

      • Garnet27

        You should be glad she found a place to fit in. Scroll on down. She has appointed herself captain of the dimwit, moron, patrol.

      • sue

        ok professor, we don’t take ur class.

  • TopAssistant

    Anyone dumb enough to believe this? Do some simple fact checking and search the Des Moines Register! I am not a Trump fan nor a Palin fan now that she got on her knees for Donald!

    • Mark Bailey

      all one has to do is look at its name, SATIRE

    • geaaronson

      What? She got down on her knees to pray to him? How sacrereligious of her.

  • Mark Bailey

    Good name for this site SATIRE tribune. Whats said is there are people who will think this site is a real news agency.

  • Debbie Dooley

    This is an outright lie by a Cruz supporter.. Disgusting.

  • SCruzer

    What a great site. Just the comment section, worth the price of admission 😀

  • Philip Norris

    You DO REALIZE that this is a satirical website don’t you?

  • Sunshine43

    This is total bull crap! This dopey blog is 100 times more idiotic than The Onion! At least The Onion has some humor in it.

  • Timray

    it is true or it would not be on the Internet….by the way, that bridge in Brooklyn is still for sale

  • disqus_LLbiHQlYvI

    Their going to continue to take down the Trump — cause they know he’s gonna expose ALL the corruption going on in Washington…. gees such crap…. TRUMP 2016

  • M2000

    Cruzers are sure stupid if they’re posting this as the truth….

  • Boy did she ever get low balled!

  • ECM

    The only thing worse than this piece–which, as far as satire goes, is terrible–are the people in the comments pretending they knew it was satire all along because they *want to believe*.

  • Did Sarah Palin sell her ‘soul’ for a mere $10 million payoff? It appears she may have done so. If true, God be with Sarah Palin.

    ‘The strategy behind the deal was to help court the Evangelical vote away from Ted Cruz in Iowa. Strategist Dale Roberts told the Des Moines Register, “This was a smart move, cheaper than
    buying TV ads, and most likely more effective. When going after the uneducated, you always bring in one of their own, someone they can relate to.””

    • amaze830

      Do you believe everything you read? You are not very smart.

  • Greg James

    Don’t believe it. She has morals.

  • Greg James

    Way to many people trying to destroy others. I have yet to see the name I only found out it was satire by scrolling down. Not funny

  • Anne Zadonia

    I know it is a satire site but I have wondered from the first day of her endorsement what was in it for her. We all know she is a media and money whore.

  • gary4sarah

    If I had a “hunters paradise” I would stock it with RINOs. They love drinking from a trough. I would fill it with Flint, MI water. I would hire Sheriff Joe to dress them up all pretty in pink and serve them cucumber sandwiches. Their skin is so thin you could hunt them with BB guns. Vets would get first crack at them for free. No limit. Open season all year.

  • David Edward Martin

    The piece does a good job of demonstrating the problem folks have of writing modern political satire. When you have a Republican party dominated by people are really ARE satires of politicians, it is difficult to write something more outlandish than what the “real” people are already saying.
    Case in point, a $10M payment to the Wasilla Wendigo would have made perfect financial sense. With a single check King Combover would have bought himself coverage in all the news media for a couple days. And he could have deducted the bribe as a business expense.

  • PlainOldTruth

    I guess Satira Tribune expects to get sued over this … by Hillary … for failing to mention she DESERVES to be president and that a $10 million bribe is peanuts for a Clinton. They get much bigger bribes and get them routinely (and they are frequently from cool exotic places, not just plain old New York).

  • Tim Sheehan

    Shoot and Eat Corral, not Coral. Coral is what you find on tropical reefs. Also, learn how to use the apostrophe. Does anyone edit your writing??!!

  • carolhaka

    I just set this crap to Donald Campaign to shut you down.

  • highpckts

    It’s official! Canned hunts! I hate this money hungry woman!

  • highpckts

    Oops! Didn’t see the site name! I still can’t stand this woman!!

  • hears_the_rest_of_the_story

    This is the same site that just posted that Palin dropped Trump and is now endorsing Cruz. https://satiratribune.com/2016/02/04/sarah-palin-changes-endorsement-to-ted-cruz/

  • dogfight2

    When she says thing like her son suffered from post traumatic stress because Obama would not let him go and fight the wars. How can you figure out what is satire?

  • Think shit like this doesn’t go down in politics? Ohhh the fuck it don’t. Those bitches are bought and paid for. Politicians divide people into two classes…. those who can help and those who are the enemy. Americka’s political system is fucked. Everyone knows. No one does shit but bitch about it including me. I’d rather vote for deeeeez nuuuuutttzzzz….. or yo mommma… a bum off the street then anyone the media picks. And narrow it down to the “two best?” How stupid are we ffs. The “federal reserve” runs shit…. a private bank. Oh that makes perfect sense. He who controls the money. “In God we trust right on the note that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on”

    Didn’t Plato say – eventually everything will return to its original value.

    Getcha guns boys.