Johnny Manziel Buys Nightclub In Dallas

Johnny_Manziel_Embattled Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel purchased a Dallas nightclub for $1.3 million.

With a small group of investors, Manziel will be the majority owner but will leave day to day operations to general manager Tom Biden.

Manziel’s manager told the Dallas Times, “The business plan looked great. Johnny knows a bit about clubs and thought the location and interior were perfect.

“This was one of many business opportunities that has come our way and one that Johnny felt very passionate about. So we decided to go with it.”

Manziel has been vocal about wanting to be traded to the Dallas Cowboys and the Browns seem to have had enough of Johnny Football. This purchase could signify Manziel’s commitment to being part of Dallas community and add further pressure to trade for the Texas native.

Manziel spoke briefly about the purchase to Sports Illustrated. “I’m super pumped. It’s been a dream to own my own club. Always have the best table, always have the best service, and hand pick the DJ to make the place rock hard.”

The Cleveland Browns are not happy about the Manziels purchase of a nightclub. Cowboy’s owner Jerry Jones said, “I hope I get VIP treatment when I attend.” He then gave the ‘money’ gestures with his hands.

  • Michael Jacoby

    My favorite comment: “Johnny knows a bit about clubs.” Really ???

  • South Bay Scott

    Isn’t that like a drug addict buying a pharmacy?

  • Mark Campisi✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “Satirical News For Satirical Folk”

  • Bradley Gill

    If Dallas were to take him, it would be the last straw.. I am running out of reason to be a Cowboys fan..

    • OjalaMedellin

      Ran out a few years ago

  • mohammed

    LOL

  • BitchIMightBe

    He was doing blow all weekend here in Dallas so this actually would be perfect for him because he doesn’t seem to upset about getting cut from the NFL

    • M Merlo

      I see a tragic ending to him, if he doesn’t do something about his life quick.

      • Liam

        Agree. Reminiscent of Amy Winehouse.

  • nunya

    WELL someone with a drinking problem should not be owning a niteclub

  • Lamar Schulz

    I would root for any team playing AGAINST the Dallas Cowboys!

  • Bruce Wedding

    “Johnny knows a bit about clubs ”

    No shit!

  • Frank Varvoutis

    Knows a little about clubs- I don’t think hanging out them qualifies one to own one. This clown is an idiot…

  • Kathy Yacobian

    Daddys money again! Grow some balls & leave CLEVELAND we don’t need you!

  • Ken Chapel

    you take the kid out of punkville………..

  • violetmoon

    Yea, Dino’s on Sunset Strip was owned by Dean Martin as he was a lush. It is only fitting this one should own a club. Hope they got cash from him and he doesn’t have to do payments as his job right now does not look too
    safe.

  • Bobs_Vendetta

    An alcoholic train wreck buying a bar. I hope Stephen, Jerry Jr., and Charlotte are ready, if necessary, to commit Daddy Jones for “observation” if he tries to sign Manzel to a contract.

  • kak6154

    No…nothing could go wrong with this plan. The sad thing is that this kid is going to show up dead. His parents must be devastated. Very sad.

    • M Merlo

      Agree!

  • JPVan

    satire ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
    noun: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices.

    The epic stupidity of people treating this article seriously would have been more surprising if we weren’t seeing idiots on parade with our bottoming out politics.

  • Tim S

    Just ticks me off though that having talent in college will get you paid millions, but you can eff off your career, not amount to Sh-t and still keep your money.

  • Tom Hrivnak

    Can they force him to sell?The NFL told Namath to sell in the ’60’s.

  • M Merlo

    Now that he won’t have a job, this will fold in less than a year.

  • gumshoe242

    He should be careful how he spends his money… I don’t see him making nearly what he anticipates.

  • sargeh

    Hey folks, please note this is Satira Tribune. However, it isn’t very good satire.

  • Paul T Rock

    I thought you had to earn the money before you spend it….

  • Jim Shuff

    Just what he needs! What kind of financial advisors does he have?

  • Joseph Agnello

    he’s 24 yrs old and knows something about the business! puleeze put the pipe down. when I was 24 I had a bar for 4 yrs. and still didn’t know squat! oh, that’s right jim McMahon had a restaurant so did brett favre! how’s busness these days? oh you can’t here me because the doors are shut! hopefully this kid will lease his name out not invest any money in it, and get his shit together. get your license with dba doing business as johnny manziel, this way you shouldn’t get hurt to bad! clean it up and save your money, you’ll be greatfull and hopefull alive when you turn 40!

  • Jay

    thinks he is Joe Namath

  • Robert Anderson

    It’s going to be hard for the manager to stop Johnny Football from drinking all the Johnny Walker whiskey and the profits….

  • Robert Anderson

    I think the Dallas Cowboys will be more interested to draft Carson Wentz from North Dakota State in the upcoming draft because he’s a problem free QB.

  • jimmy m.

    Very funny boys. I’d like to believe it. too bad this story is fake.

  • Glenda Hinthorn

    We don’t need Manziel in the Dallas Cowboys Organization….