Obama Signs Executive Order To Pay Partial Reparations To African-Americans

obama signing billPresident Barack Obama signed an executive order that will begin to repay a large percent of the black population reparations dating back to slavery and the end of the American Civil War.

“It is unreasonable to give each black man their true worth, but we can do something, we can make a difference,” Obama told CNN’s Don Lemon. “And I have the power to do it.”

Each African-American will receive $2,000 a year in either cash or tax deduction regardless of other government subsidies. The program will be enacted for the next 35 years and cost $560 billion.

Economist estimate slavery added nearly a trillion dollars to the US economy, so Obama’s plan would repay half the value during the duration of his program.

Proof of ancestry can be done at any public school where a parent can register them and their children for the $2k each. Once started, the 35-year window clock begins to tick.

Obama said, “This is a very fair and sensible program that will have an incredibly positive impact on our communities and country. The program will pay for itself.”

The Republicans Strike Back

Republicans are not very happy with Obama’s plan to pay back owed money. As the House and Senate begin to ascend back upon Washington after the winter break, some have some choice words for the President.r

“Is Obama crazy?” asked Sen. Mitch McConnell. “The five hundred and sixty billion almost one year of defense spending!”

Other Republicans echoed this sentiment. “We could start a fifth of a war with that type of money! Dictator, Muslim, negro traitor,” said South Carolina Senator Strom Thurmond. “I’ll be in my cold dead grave before I let anything like this happen.”

Thurmond, who voted against the Civil Rights Act but continued to be elected Senator for decades after, is infumed by Obama’s actions. “We can’t continue to give the blacks all the breaks. Soon they will be marrying our white woman and even becoming president,” said Thurmond.

With Obama’s partial reparation to plan to cost the same as eight years of prison costs, Republicans are really furious. “Instead of locking black men up, we are going to give them free money? Jail not bail,” yelled Thurmond.

The 35-year payment plan is also less than five years worth of corporate subsidies. “First Obama raises pay for soldiers, now he’s giving black people free money to buy spinners and music studio time,” said Thurmond. “These aren’t corporations that provide jobs our people need. He’s helping his own kind and that is a disgrace.”

  • Eric

    This can’t be real, Strom Thurmond, who is quoted in this article has been dead for 13 years. He died 5 years before Obama became president. This article is totally false! What will people believe next? Lol

  • Peter Standhart

    this better be a fucking joke…. what about the 100 million indians slaughtered?

    • David Kinch

      They already have been getting reparations.

      • LusciousDC

        And how the fuck is that? Get real..

      • Darryl Purdie

        David KINCH, FUCK YOU YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT, YOUR RIGHT BECAUSE YOUR DAUGHTER SURELY BEEN GIVING SOMETHING IN THE FORM OF REPARATIONS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN😎

        • Bill-D

          Another “MUH DIC” niggger rant. You apes just looooove white women don’t you? You don’t like your own nappy haired hoes do you? Your mammy turning $2.00 tricks in those rat hole section 8 project? You shyte stain. Go phuck yourself.

        • Bill-D

          Bring your assss south you Black maggot trash. Big man around the rest of your DC hood rats. Only mouthy when you outnumber someone 10 to 1. Your new name is “Alligator kibble”. We’ll use your worthless assss as catfish bait.

    • A serious woman

      Why does it have to be a joke??? Blacks Built America truly from their hard work while being enslaved killed, exploited etc!! Indians were granted over 200,000 acres plus of land. I hope it is true, they deserve it AND 40 ACRES AND A MULE!!!

      • Caz Earle
        • A serious woman

          I do realize Africans weren’t the only ones too be enslaved. The sad truth is no other race besides African Americans can hardly hold a flame to the Injustice brought upon an Africans. They were sold in the millions not hundreds of thousands SMH.

      • Bill-D

        What happened then? You nigggers are SOOOOOO hard working now? Take a look at a Black neighborhood. You dump phucks won’t even pick up litter. But hey, keep spinning that same old tired song. You are too stupid to breath. More Black studies BULL SHYTE.

        • A serious woman

          You dirty translucent buffoon you have some nerve! Europeans as pathetic as you have done so much harm to this land stealing from Indians enslaving blacks you’re pathetic and yet so many ignorant people like you strive so hard to be like us! I feel sorry and wish your mom would have just swallowed rather than spawning such a putrid, disgusting, disgraceful piece of trailor trash like you! People like you are the reason why this country has hatred for Humanity as a whole! You are a walking disgrace on this earth Bill and it makes me smile 😊to know how hard this entire debate must be for your ignorant tail to comprehend ! Now go jump off a bridge somewhere because black people are going nowhere baby! We stand✊ we rise and we continue to be strong👊!! You will just have to deal with it sweety! 😉😉

    • Tee

      Indians already get money long as u can prove ur tribe

  • Catrina Marie Hunter

    yall are very racist, I believe he is right, are yall cursing the indianas out, No, what is wrong with black ppl receiving what is right to give, caucasions has been at the top of the chain with money, and most of your family was born into money from your ancestors, our ancestors have been working life long against there will, with no money to spare, wtg obama

    • James Umstead

      I dont come from money…I bust my ass for everything I have…why do you deserve a break I cant get…is it because im white…then you sir are the racist

      • Phillip Truthseeker Sheppard

        Your race was not enslaved,but was the enslavers idiot.

        • Bill-D

          You know for certain, that his ancestors enslaved yours? You mush headed twat. Is it possible for a niggger to make a logical statement? You need to hit those books, boy.

    • disqus_GmQQrlKdcT

      here’s what wrong….you were not the slave and my ancestors were in another country and had absolutely nothing to do with slavery. My ancesters came to America and indentered worker to a sugar plantation in Hawaii…yes! sugar planatations in the United States importers foreigner who worked for food and housing for many many years. I was born on a sugar plantation and our family was very POOR. i CAN TELL YOU “i” SUFFERED IN THIS SITUATION, you NEVER EXPERIENCED PLANTATION LIFE i have. wHY SHOULD i PAY YOU ANYTHING? i SPEND MOST OF MY LIFE PAYING A 33 % TAX ON MY EARNINGS…i WORKED HARD AND 1/3 WENT TO THE GOVERNMENT TO SUPPORT THOSE WHO WERE CONSIDERED UNDER THE POVERTY LINE, SICK, OLD, HANDICAPPED. tHAT IS FINE…i will not pay IN 2016 WHAT HAPPENED OVER 225 YEARS AGO. NOT A RED PENNY…does that make me racist? NO!

      • Georgia Johnson

        You said something about a SUGER Plantation In HAWAIL, Has nothing to do with SLAVERY In American ,HAWAIL Didn’t become apart of American, Until 1951, Slavery in American Started 1500, You will not PAY? You are the ones who should pay. I’m the GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER OF A SLAVE. Imagine the ORA History my Grandmother told ME, And what I TOLD MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN. Slavery in American didn’t END Because of the civil War,There were 96 years of JIM CROW, The ONLY THING THAT CHANGE AFTER the CIVIL WAR, IT WAS AGAINST FEDERAL LAW TO SELL BLACK PEOPLE. Everything ELSA REMAIN THE SAME, The only jobs for MOST Black People were WORKING, On the very PLANTATION THEY HAD Been Slaver ON, With very litter PAY. When the President SIGN, A check for 12.8 Millions Dollar for Survivor of the HOLOCAUST, Something American had, Nothing to DO WITH,There was KNOW Outcry about YOUR TAX, Those were your TAX DOLLAR If this ARTICLE IS A HOX, You are A RACIST,And you are BENEFITING from those, AS you say 225 years of SLAVERY IN 2016.

        • disqus_GmQQrlKdcT

          my relatives and ancestors were not in America when all of this happened, they did not participate in any slavery buying, selling etc nothing…they came over as endentured workers…and worked in cane fields with a boss man on horse back with a whip and rifle…workers were whipped if not working up to par, and if they were hard to handle, or ran away they could be shot. They were endntured for many many years. were paid $10 month. with a shack to live in. I will not pay one red cent I actually lived this life YOU DID NOT.

          • Joyce0811

            You say as you want but my grandfather was born a slave and his Mom and her Mom and her Mom before. and before that I do not know Somewhere in Africa . Your family choose their destiny .Because they came here looking for the Land of Plenty. They may have not got what they wanted or what they came here for. But that was their choice .So the $10.00 they were payed was alot of money then . and they didn’t have to pay room and board. The men were not there to beat your ancestors I am sure of that. they were there as overseers they did the beatings tell the truth.That is what the poor whites did……

          • disqus_GmQQrlKdcT

            the bottom line is this…me nor my family all of them, were not and are not responsible for the slave trade and the wrongs done all those years ago…my ancesstor’s were not near Africa or America when all of this happened., You have not had a slave experience,On the other hand, I have suffered first hand, the tyranny of armed (whip and shotgun) boss men riding on horseback using brute strength as we worked in the fields from sun up to sundown. .my point is I have suffered tremendously from others in the USA as they took advantage of us, they used their superiority (yes white) over us…and it was bad. All this searching the work for opportunity is incorrect in the experiences of those I grew up with……I do not owe you or your family and other’s anything. .

          • Georgia Johnson

            Personal you are right,You don’t owe theDECEDENT of Slaves anything. The Ancestors didn’t work for your people Personal, They were Slaves, IN the Country you claim as your Country today, 256years of FREE Labor, A place i’m sure you are ENJOYING, Personal NEITHER did JAPAN,CHINA, Etc but YOUR TAX Help PAY THEM REPARATIONS. YET you say to The DECEDENT, I don’t Owe you anything as you WALK FREELY IN THEIR BLOOD, and TEARS, I KNOW this (SATIRE), What it said to ME, PEOPLE, That came to American 30years ago, Coming for freedom, Some running from WARS, But they all have one thing IN COMMON,

          • disqus_GmQQrlKdcT

            WOW! talk about twisting the truth! what you are saying is that it does not matter if I was a participant (or my ancestors were not) in the slavery trade, “IF” I am now enjoying America than I inherit the sins there of..and, I now owe you money…LOL, BS what about all the Northerners that fought to free slaves? hundreds of thousands gave their lives to free slaves and make it fair. What restitution do they get? Sugar Plantations in America YES! Hawaii was a territory of the United States before becoming a state…remember that Pearl Harbor was bombed and hence America entered the 2nd WW because Hawaii was a territory of the US Are you even aware that the IRISH were brought to America as slaves starting in the 1600’s, are you aware that Saudi’s NOW, today, castrate young blacks to make them compliant slaves? Yes, they do…Thousands of them….where is the black rage for that? I DO NOT OWE YOU A CENT! I suggest that you go back in history to the plantation owners and trace their lineage and sue them…you might make out well in that case.

          • Bill-D

            Dude, you are dealing with a mad woman. Nothing anymore racist, loud, and stupid, as a Black female screaming her “truth” at the top of her lungs. To h3ll with the Blacks. Too much have been done for them already, and they want more. Want to bet that if they were paid off, the BS would end? Not a chance. The trashy, violent, lazy, animals are NOT going to give up the free tit. Give them nothing and let “survival of the fittest” take its toll. These ignorant, unskilled trash won’t last the next 50 years.

          • Bill-D

            My GAWD!!! You insane bitchh. You are about the most mental, bug-eyed, frothing mouthed niggger I have every heard. Keep thinking on the past and you will go mad (you already are). Only when haters like you die off, can there ever be any movement ahead. Please go play in traffic, NOW.

          • disqus_GmQQrlKdcT

            funny thing is you are disagreeing with my life experience and claiming your experience is the true and authentic one and you deserve money for it. WHY do I owe you anything? I nor my ancestors had ZERO to do with slave frade etc we were NOT near Africa or the USA during this time WHY do I owe you anything….It is so sad, so sad.that you expect the multitudes to pay up and most of them had NOTHING to do with the slave business at all. BTW $10 paid for food, school, medical, clothes etc for a family of 8 you think that’s a lot of money? Aqnd, the boss man did beat and had the authority to shoot if necessary…you think I am making this story up? OK I’m done.

          • Georgia Johnson

            Satire? Ok, Anyway,It show how Some people,Feel when it Come down to, The Ancestors and their Decedent, With other Groups THERE NO Problem with REPARATIONS, Like Japan,China,Etc Only when It come to the DECEDENTS OF SLAVES,Who Ancestors Endure the WORSE kind of Brutality known to MAN, It A Problem,I Don’t want o hear about OTHER Country’s Slavery, I Am Talking about Slavery In American,That in my BLOOD I’m from the Era, Of Jim Crow, So don’t tell me,What I’ve Lived THOUGH.

          • Bill-D

            And yet, here you are, on the dole, getting paid by the government to have other nigggletts who will not work and will be on the dole for the next 10 generations. Please go phuck yourself. You know NOTHING of what others have endured. You nigggers want to be the premiere minority, getting the most freebies. Can you get your phatt assss away from the trough now? Ignorant PIG.

          • Smdh

            Once it comes to black ppl we shouldnt get anything. Its comes with the white man mentally that black ppl arent supposed to have anything. Either way if you and your family was not living in this country during slavery, you live here now so pay up. You’ve been paying for jews, native Americans and Japanese already. Just add one more group tovthe list.

          • Bill-D

            How very nigggerly of you. Good logic skills (not)! You are a worthless twat who wants a hand out. Go phuck yourself. I wouldn’t give you the time of day. ROLL OUT, YOU MOOCHING TWAT!

      • Kanicia Tricky Fingers Hardwic

        You pretty much pay for wars not foodstamps. And you shouldnt be mad at the people that suffered and still suffer from the laws in place that considered them 3/5 human, how about speaking about people you know that are benefiting from it. Thats racist honey.

        • disqus_GmQQrlKdcT

          Listen, I lived on a plantation, barefoot and poor as dirt…who’s giving me $2,000 a year… I am not racist HONEY…you don’t even know me or My history…I WAS raised on a plantation, in the USA poor as dirt YOU were not..

      • TODD SYVERSON

        very well put

    • Anthony

      If this response wasn’t satire, just like this article, you have just turned a stereotype into a truth.

    • SouthernCinderella

      This is what happened to my ancestors…and no, they weren’t political prisoners/criminals. http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-irish-slave-trade-the-forgotten-white-slaves/31076

    • Bill-D

      Typical Black trash rant. You are making up excuses for being a failure. Take it down the road, Sambo. No one here wants to hear those big lips flag. “Y’all” get it?

  • BHarp

    What about social security potus sh–t head

  • Anthony

    The name of this website is “satira”…as in “Satirical news for satirical folk”. That’s their slogan anyway. Anyone who actually believed this is dumber than this actually happening.

    • Joyce0811

      I do not know about this site but, I do know that the United Nations did tell the USA Government, That it is time for them think about how they are going to pay reparations to the ancestors of American slaves.

  • Juan Doroteo Carrio

    Obama says you white boys have had it too good for too long and now it’s time to shut the fuck up and pay those goddamn reparation taxes or he’s gone have to round your asses up. Maybe after a few years in a FEMA camp you’ll be happy to pay those goddamn taxes!

    • Bill-D

      Are you illegal? The nigggers phuch those phat asssed Latinas every chance they get, and you still against white people? We don’t want your nasty phat asssed women. The niggger? That thing will phuck anything.

  • James Lowder

    To begin with Congress has to approve monetary amounts in the budget. Obama can not just arbitrarily order the money be paid to anyone.

  • The name of the website should tell people something — Satira???

  • blaqmerc

    U think white ppl hate niggaz now. If that ever became true white ppl would throw a bitchy fit. We would definitely see a change in the tide. Only because whites think they should own and have everything. Well damn. They damn near do too. White ppl give the orders, other races execute. If u ask me, since one of your slave master family members possibly slaughtered one of my great, great, great family members or worked your raping ass in my bloodline hell yeah I want reparations. Fucc all who oppose.

    • Bill-D

      Read a book, you foolish Koon. Do the math (if you are able) 13% pizzing off the 65%? Cross the line, phagg and you get crushed.

  • Ted_Zee_Man

    Each African-American will receive $2,000 a year in either cash or tax deduction regardless of other government subsidies. The program will be enacted for the next 35 years and cost $560 billion.

    Each African-American will receive $2,000 a year in either cash or tax deduction regardless of other government subsidies. The program will be enacted for the next 35 years and cost $560 billion.

  • Caz Earle

    What about 1500 years of islamic African Slavery which continues today … UN is run by Saudi. What about the American Indians? White slavery (Irish). Obama wants a race war …

    • TODD SYVERSON

      the truth finally someone with a brain….

  • Caz Earle

    Human society has always had slaves….

  • Mark Allen

    Maybe people MISSED the official description of this new site as “Satirical and futuristic news.”

  • Leon Kweli

    It better be a joke? Look at the website name lol… specifically says satire lol.. and hell, look at the context.. of course it a joke. America has no intentions of paying blacks shit.. kill that dream lol. We were actually paid reparations… but the president that seceded Lincoln gave it the land back to the ‘whyt folk’

  • Park Bench

    Send me a one way ticket to get to Africa and a lump sum amount because I am approaching 78 years and don’t have much time left…Ask me no question and I will tell you no lies.

    • Bill-D

      Your assss should have left 50 years ago. All this time living under the rule of the horrible white man. Does Afreaka give out welfare, free healthcare, and free housing? I guess not, or your asss would have been there in a flash.

  • dballer49

    That’s why I hate articles that write satire articles such as this one because it make stupid mother fuckers argue over shit that isn’t real anyway..the damn author of the story is the fucking SATIRE TRIBUNE, and I just came straight to the comments section because I know some mother fuckers believe anything and everything posted on Facebook even though the author of the story is telling you its a fake story!!!