Whistleblower: “Trump Paying Off Pollsters To Show Him Leading”

shutterstock_312956195An anonymous whistleblower within the Trump campaign said the presidential candidate has been paying off the pollsters to show him leading in all the presidential election polls. The whistleblower told The New York Times, “He has already spent over $55 million in bribes for the lead among Republican candidates.

“He needs to make it somewhat competitive as to not make it obvious. Except for Bush, he really wanted to put the screws to that guy.

“Think about it, do you actually know a Trump supporter in real life?”

Early in the race, Trump was bussing in a paid crowd to events. Apparently, he continues this practice. A Hollywood company that provides audiences for infomercials and pilot talk shows told Variety, “Trump has been our best client ever.”

These huge allegations, while not exactly voter fraud, will still command scrutiny. A Ted Cruz staffer told the Times, “This makes sense with our own internal polls on Trump. The crazier, more racist shit his says, the better he does in the polls. This is against conventional wisdom.”

Polling companies did not comment, but the Republican Debate on December 15th will prove the whistleblower right or wrong.

Trump is on a manhunt within his campaign to find out who the whistleblower is. There is a $20 million bounty on the person’s head. The whistleblower is also threatening to release Donald Trump’s plan to pay for voters. Because of the free publicity he has received, he has $200 million to buy people off.”

  • Conservative Geek

    Is this a comedy site? Cause that shit is funny! And who ever wrote it is smokin some good shit! Must of got it from 0bama.

  • Paula Vigil

    Every article about Anything always reverts back to Obama and how it is his fault…..Face it geek, you are backing an ahole, a bigot, a woman hater,a manipulator who is playing you, and……