With the help of family and her local Assembly of God Church, former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin has begun work on the nation’s first border wall.
“It’s not just for keeping out immigrants. We’ve got these terrorists, these guys the lamestream media keeps calling refugees. We’ve got loose drug laws from Colorado and California, these liberal, Pantsuit Politics, hippy states. Drugs like marijuana have been legal in Canada for like a century now. They’re gonna try to bring that evil into America, and they’re gonna go through Alaska.
“Maybe I can’t help Minnesota and Wisconsin and Iowa, all these other border states, but I can protect my own.”
Mr. Trump was informed of Palin’s project during a recent interview. “That’s smart,” he said. “I’m a little disappointed she’s only focusing on the Canuck’s side. Russia’s taken appropriate action against their gays. What if they come swimming? What if they got boats? Sons of bitches have been rafting it over from Cuba since that one kid, Gonzalez. No reason to think ISIS won’t do the same.”
“I’m excited she’s jumped back into politics,” said Trump. “Between toll fares and all that, one wall from Juneau to New York should practically pay for itself.”
Miss Palin had earlier petitioned Congress for funding for Alaska’s wall, saying, “It’s going to take more than a village to beat these people. These terrorist guys, they don’t have this red-tape. They see an opportunity, they go. Even a Republican Congress, a quasi-republican Congress, I guess, they can’t see an opportunity.”
