Donald Trump’s controversial plan to build a wall along the Canadian border has been given more detail by the Republican’s campaign. To pay for the 5,525 mile wall, gambling slot machines will be built in on the Canadian side. This will allow for Canadians to eventually pay for the wall.
The United States government will need to put up the initial money, but Canadian gamblers will eventually pay it off. Trump said, “By my fourth term the Canadian Wall will actually bring in revenue to the government.
“This is a great investment for our country and our children. Plus, it keeps us safe from the Canucks.”
According to a loose outline, the wall will be built 10 feet inside the US border so Canadians can walk onto US land and gamble without worry of anti-gambling laws in Canadian Provinces. The wall will be 20 feet high with barbed wire on top and watchtowers every few miles. The towers also serve as a slot machine money holder and mechanic shop.
The price tag on construction is $350 billion but is expected to be paid off in 10 years. “Then it’s pure profit for me and the government,” said Trump. “I already know the best people to build and run the slot machine wall. It will be the 8th wonder of the world.”
The Slot Machine Wall wouldn’t work along the Mexican border because, “Mexicans don’t have money to waste on gambling. Canada has a respectable economy, so it works. And most of Canada’s population live within 50 miles of the US border. This makes the wall work and gives us a reason as to why we desperately need the wall.
“This is the best idea I’ve ever had. Pure genius on my part but is anyone surprised by that?”
