Trump Unhappy Paris Is Taking The Spotlight Away From His Campaign

shutterstock_312956195After 150 people died during terrorist attacks in Paris, Republican front-runner Donald Trump is said to be very unhappy the media is focusing on the attacks rather than his presidential campaign.

“When I’m in office a terror attack will never happen again so the media should focus 100% on me. I’m the winner and if the media wants to be great, stop with the Paris nonsense and focus on me, the great and powerful Trump,” Trump told supporters in Iowa. “They are wasting their time when I’m doing interesting and important things over here in the stupid state of Iowa. Look, I can make my thumb disappear… and now reappear. Isn’t that great and worthy of your full attention?”

The lack of empathy towards the victims of the Paris terror attacks seems inconceivable to most people but to Trump it’s a strong trait to have in a President. “This is the real world, folks and this is America. The President needs to show strength and confidence in times of crisis, and that’s exactly what I’m doing.

“They would not be attacked if I was President of France, we all know that. What’s important in this treacherous time is the media showing me on TV all the time. It gives them the best ratings ever and is the smart thing to do. It will make the terrorists think twice, believe me.”

The egomaniac Trump believes this with all his heart. “In America, we follow America. In France, they can follow France, but I don’t see why if I’m on TV.

“They can learn a thing or two from me. That’s what it takes to be great.”

  • Mundo Lopez

    Damned this lunatic is getting crazier and crazier by the minute….send him to ISIS to negotiate some peaceful deal leave his tie here he won’t need it….

  • Om Chelf

    I fucking hate this asshole. If this is where American leadership is headed, then I now proclaim myself to be Canadian.