In a stunning revelation, Mike Huckabee, a Republican presidential candidate and Evangelical Christian, told CBS News broadcaster, Steve Kroft, “I admit, I tease because I’m a bit gay for Bernie Sanders.
“I have feelings for a man and maybe that’s okay. Only the Lord can judge me. Heck, while I’m on it, you could say I’m a bit gay for Jesus too.”
Post interview, Huckabee’s campaign manager told CBS producers that Mike had accidently eaten psychedelic mushrooms earlier that day when a staffer had left them on his tour bus kitchen table. Huckabee, thinking they were regular mushrooms, ate the whole bag, thus his lack of hatred during the taped show. The staffer has since been fired from the Huckabee campaign and hired by Rand Paul campaign.
Huckabee ended the TV interview with a spontaneous epiphany about Sesame Street. “I’m gay for Bernie and I’m the Bert. Darn, I knew Sesame Street and PBS were subliminally turning me gay.”
When asked about the Huckabee interview, Bernie Sanders replied, “I wouldn’t fuck Mike Huckabee with Hillary Clinton’s dick.”
