China – The Chinese Communist Party has allocated $285 billion Yuan ($45 billion USD) to develop ‘Super Basketball Players’ in preparation for the 2038 Olympic basketball tournament. Their stated mission is to win every Gold Medal “for the rest of time.”
Head of the Chinese Olympic program Mao Zeng-Young told the BBC, “They will all be over seven feet tall, very muscular, and extremely athletic. We have special ‘black’ genes to use too, just the good parts.
“This is for the pride and honor of China. One day we will dominate the Olympics, then the NBA, and then our own basketball league will become the premier basketball league in all the universe.”
The program will begin test babies this year and more advanced babies the following year. By 2038, the Chinees believe they will have their first superior basketball team that will rival the United States. From there, the babies will be refined to field the perfect team.
Former NBA all-star, Yao Ming, will head up the project. Ming has a biology engineering and chemistry major from Bejing University. He will be using parts of his DNA, besides his ankle, to help form their ‘Super Basketball Player.’
