Obama Urges America’s Youth To Solve Problems With “Fists” Not “Guns”

shutterstock_182561750As President Barack Obama continues his fight for reasonable gun control policy, in the meantime, he is urging American youth to solve their problems with a ‘Fists Not Guns’ campaign. “Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned fistfight?” asked the President to the nation.

Obama told CNN, “It was an old idea we thought of when Rahm Emanuel was my Chief of Staff. As he deals with violence in Chicago as mayor, and I address gun violence across the country, it was time to act, and this was a message we can send to our youth without congress’s permission.

“You get into a fight, and you realize that it hurts to be punched in the face, trust me on that, I have to deal with congress everyday.  And it hurts your hand to punch someone in the face, I know that from defeating McCain and Romney.”

Vice President Joe Biden is said to be “extremely excited” about the ‘Fists Not Guns.’ “Finally some good ole fashion fist fighting,” Biden told USA Today. “You get a few hits in, take a few punches, and then grab a beer at the bar. After a few beers, if you fight again, it wasn’t meant to be. If, after a few beers, you’re laughing and joking, you found a new friend. That’s how people settle differences.

“Guns are for cowards and for shooting defenseless animals.”

The ‘Fists Not Guns’ campaign will cost $75 million over the next two years but is said to generate an additional $2.3 billion in icey-cold press sales per year with a tax windfall of $90 million.

  • Nicolas Perez

    Lmao. This is not a bad idea…

  • wrightm987

    With all due respect President Obama Life on the streets in 2016 just doesn’t and will not work like that….. if you get into a fight and beat some one up they’re not going to sit down and have a beer with you and be your friend….. their going to get even. No that’s not how people should settle differences, if you can’t talk it out… walk it out… be the bigger man or woman and leave.I don’t pretend to have the answer but I do know that resorting to fists will just land you in jail… and we have too many of our brothers in there as it is.

  • wrightm987

    Take a look at some of the brutal YouTube videos of youths when they fight it’s not one on one it’s normally four or five against one. Sometimes it’s better to run or avoid. And I’m not too proud to do either.